react-trump

An npm module which might help you with getting a proper answer to almost any question you have. In all caps. Now turned into Twitter bot 🤖 to help to the rest of the world, not only nerds!
changelog

Twitter Bot Usage

Just tweet to @say_trump (including the handle) to get an answer. Answers are in all-caps and can include as many exclamation points as question had question marks ;)

npm Module Installation

npm install react-trump

npm Module Usage

Asking for an answer without any parameters will result in all-caps string.

var trump = require('react-trump');

var answer = trump.answer({});

// the `answer` will result in all-caps reaction, e.g.:
// FAKE NEWS

It is also possible to slightly modify the answer by including the question itself and even exclaiming the answer even more!

var trump = require('react-trump');

var question = 'Howdy?';  // omitting the question mark will add it anyways
var exclamationPoints = 3;  // how serious the answer is
var includeQuestion = true;  // if you want to include the question in response

var answer = trump.answer({ question, exclamationPoints, includeQuestion });

// the `answer` will result in VERY serious reaction, including the question, e.g.:
// Howdy?
// AMERICA!!!

If the answer has more than one question mark, the answer will include the same amount of exclamation points:

var trump = require('react-trump');

var question = 'Howdy??????';  // omitting the question mark will add it anyways
var exclamationPoints = 3;  // this will be overridden
var includeQuestion = true;  // if you want to include the question in response

var answer = trump.answer({ question, exclamationPoints, includeQuestion });

// the `answer` will have the same amount of exclamation points as the question had question marks
// Howdy??????
// MEXICO!!!!!!

Contributing

All contributions are more than welcome although I might be very picky about adding additional answers to the list ;)

Copyright

NO!
Also, use at your own risk!