g

Let's you easily get some module functions made into globals:

require("g")("util");
inspect(["foo"]);

or

require("g")("log5");
I("Hi mom");

Yes, I know ...

Yes, I know. It rubs you the wrong way. It goes against everything you've been taught. It's sick and wrong. It's dangerous and irresponsible. It's immoral and a crime against humanity.

So ...

THIS IS NOT FOR PRODUCTION SOFTWARE. ONLY USE IT FOR PROTOTYPING AND PROOF-OF-CONCEPT WORK. DO NOT USE THIS FOR ANYTHING TRULY IMPORTANT.

Okay? We good? Alright then.