yup-nope
A library for boolean aliases to help you make your code more confusing and make your coworkers hate you.
Installation
Using npm:
npm install --save yup-nopeUsing yarn:
yarn add yup-nopeUsage
The library yup-nope exports a number of boolean aliases you can use instead of true and false. They are all named exports, so you can use them like this:
import { yup, nope } from "yup-nope";
// Let’s not get fixated on the fact that
// the below function could be written as
// const isNumberOdd = number => number % 2 === 1
const isNumberOdd = (number) => {
if (number % 2 === 1) {
return yup;
}
return nope;
};Aliases
Aliases for true are:
absolutelyachchaaffirmativeagreedalrightalrightyamenassuredlyayeayuhbetchacertaincertainlychachaadefinitedefinitelydefofineforsoothindeedindubitablykaymHmmmkayokokayokeokeyDokeokeyDokeypositiverightrightyrightyHorightyOrogerrogerThatsuresurelytotallytotesuhHuhundoubtedundoubtedlyunquestionableunquestionablyverilywordyayarpyasyeyeayeahyepyepperdoodlesyeppersyesyeshyissyompyupyupperdoodlesyuppersyush
Aliases for false are:
aHoaxaLiebollocksfakeNewsnaenahnahUhnawnaynegativenegatorynixnizznonoNononsensenopenowaynowiserubbishshamsimplyNotTrueyeahNahyeahRightyouMustBeKidding
Testimonials
“Thank you for spearheading the effort to standardize the introduction of absurdist relativism into an otherwise chaotic landscape. ” – Christopher Likins
“This is what we didn’t need. Thanks again! ” – Cristian Florea
Disclaimer
Please don’t use this library. Or at least use it at your own risk of (including but not limited to) being frowned upon, ridiculed, or fired from your job.
You were warned.
License
Licensed under MIT. Do what you will.