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The magic conch

All hail the magic conch.

Woo loo loo


To bring the magic conch into your life, simply perform the following commands.

npm install
npm start


The magic conch, once addressed, will respond to any question.

hubot can I have something to eat?
> Try asking again.

hubot can I have something to eat?
> No.

The magic conch will also recognize any who identify themselves as club members.

All hail the magic conch!
> Woo loo loo loo!


Becaues ES6 is the new hotness, I didn't settle for writing coffeescript, or ES5, like some kind of dirty peasant. And I added a plethora of new features to boot! Things like cleaning, linting, and transpiling! Oh boy!

Should you want to make the conch more robust, edit src/conch.js as you see fit. When you're done, run npm start in your terminal to clean, lint, transpile and test.

In all seriousness, this was just a fun little exercise in learning about github's hubot.

The inspiration for this particular toy came from spongebob squarepants. Namely, the "Club Spongebob" episode from season three. All conch responses were taken from the spongebob wikia.


Pretty straightforward little toy. Feel free to email me with any questions.

If you want to make one of your own, see github's hubot page at https://hubot.github.com/.


npm i the-magic-conch

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