Necessarily Precedes Mischief

    ireckon

    1.0.0 • Public • Published

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    TODO: Consider repercussions later

    Usage

    const iRekon = require('irekon'); // E(U)S6 Modules are from the EU
     
    const costOfBrexit = sum("About 40 billion");
     
     
    iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).isNoneOfTheirBusiness(); // 🍻
     
    iRekon.that(costOfBrexit).ifYouAskMeIs("Worth It"); // True
     
    iRekon.that("Brexit").means(); // Depends on the will of the people
     
    global.specialRelationships === undefined; // True
    global.tradeDeals === []; // True
     
    iRekon.that("BREXIT").shouldHaveHappened()
        .then(() => console.log('🎉')) // Always resolves... Probably
        .catch(() => console.log('Blame Corbyn'));
     
    iRekon.eu
        .catch(() => console.log('Bloody Brussels bEUrocrats 🖕'));
     
    /* 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧
    All Tests Pass
    It's probably fine.
     
     
    -- God Save The Queen
    🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 */

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    1.0.0

    License

    ISC

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