fuck-shit-up

Adds "fuck" to sentences.

Installation

npm install fuck-shit-up

Or for command-line usage:

[sudo] npm install -g fuck-shit-up

Usage

var fuckShitUp = createFuckShitUp();

fuckShitUp('The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.', displayResult);

function displayResult(error, result) {
  if (error) {
    console.log(error);
  }
  console.log(result);
}

Output:

The fucking rain in fucking Spain stays the fuck mainly in the fucking plain.

Custom modifiers

You can pass 'customModifiers' to createFuckShitUp to use modifiers of your choosing. e.g.:

var fuckShitUp = createFuckShitUp({
  customModifiers: {
    modifiers: ['ballin\'', 'heckin\''],
    modifiersForAdverbishTargets: ['the heck', 'the most'],
    modifiersForNounTargets: ['good', 'outstanding'],
  }
});

An instance created this way might modify 'The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.' into:

The heckin' rain in good Spain stays the heck mainly in the ballin' plain.'

Command line:

fsu "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain."

or piped input (use dash -):

echo "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain." | fsu -

With vulgarity:

fsu "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain." --vulgar

Tests

Run tests with make test.

License

MIT.