discord-storage

discord-storage is a revolutionary way to horribly store your data! Written using discord.js, discord-storage allows data to be stored within a Discord server text channel. This project was written as a joke partially inspired by a conversation with @bdistin about storing data on discord, and by this project.

Advantages:

• None!

Disadvantages:

• Slow (very!)
• Reliant on the Discord API (ratelimits!)
• Requires setting up your own Discord bot
• Stupid!

Getting started

It's pretty simple to use:

const Discord = require('discord.js');
const Storage = require('discord-storage').Storage;
 
const client = new Discord.Client();
client.login('discord bot token');
 
client.once('ready', () => {
    client.storage = new Storage(client, 'storageChannelIDGoesHere');
    client.storage.sync().then(() => {
        // Do whatever you want with storage after syncing is complete
    });
});

I honestly don't want to bother with documenting the methods so just check the source. Not like you're going to use this anyway!