butts

(_|_)

         ___________ 
        /          /| 
       /__________/ | 
      |.---------.| |
      ||~$butts  || | 
      ||   (_!_) || |             
      ||         || |               
      |'---------'|/                
       `)__ _____(']                
       [=== -- o ]/--.          
     __'---------'__  \ 
    [::::::::::: :::]  ) 
     `""'"""""'""""` /T\ 
                     \_/ 
 
var butts = require('butts');
 
// [...]
.on('error', function(err) {
  butts(function(tookus) {
    throw new Error('Stop being a ' + tookus.toString() ' head!', err);
  })
})

or if installed globally just:

butts

(when piped to lolcat)

much love 2 https://github.com/gf3/butts & #butts