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Synopsis

In the rural northeastern mountainous regions stands a tiny Buddhist temple, named One Finger Temple. It isn't a large one but it is extremely miraculous.

The temple has rice that emanates an aromatic fragrance.

The temple has sweet and refreshing water that rivals ambrosia.

The temple has Buddhas that grant wishes to the sincere.

The temple isn't large but it has everything. The temple isn't large but it has flourishing incense offerings that far exceed all temples. The temple isn't large but it attracts both citizens and foreigners that line up overnight…

The temple has a bald but handsome monk. Every day, he would bawl, "I want to renounce asceticism! I want to marry a chick that's not too pretty, have a cute baby, and lead a stable life!"

This book is a casual novel that introduces various Chinese traditional customs, as well as Buddhist ones. It strives to be a positive book, allowing people to reflect on how they should live their lives and treat others.

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The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

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1. Poor Monk
2. Buddha System
3. Heavenly Eye
4. Heaven's Secrets Cannot Be Leaked
5. A Shoe
6. A Rope
7. Wolves on the Mountain
8. Consecutive Drawing
9. Master and Wolf
10. As a master, I will accompany you for the night
11. Having Money!
12. Crystal Rice
13. Visitors again
14. How Fragrant!
15. Spouting Nonsense in All Seriousness
16. What Regret
17. The System is a Scam
18. Burning incense, Respects to Buddha
19. Efficacy depends on Sincerity
20. Two Lines! Two lines!
21. Everyone Comes
22. Buddha Vat
23. So Poor
24. Nice Vat! Delicious Water!
25. Sending out Mission Three
26. Visitors Again
27. Entering the Temple
28. One Palm Strike
29. A Temple's Small Size Invites Bullying
30. Wolf Fetching Water
31. Wolf and Monk
32. One Bowl per Person
33. The Fight over One Bowl of Water
34. A Few Laborers
35. Greed
36. Fangzheng's Method for Revenge
37. Compelling Admiration (Part 1/2)
38. Compelling Admiration (Part 2/2)
39. Belated Merit
40. Drawing a Prize!
41. Silver Fox
42. Minor Rejuvenation Pill
43. Delivery Man Nearly Goes Mad
44. Murderer
45. Light Opening Talisman
46. To think that on the mountain, the Abbot and the Wolf are...
47. How Terrifying it is when one lacks Culture
48. Abbot's Great Bluff
49. Chaos from one Phrase
50. Master and Murderer
51. This Head is really Hard!
52. The Monk that could not be Killed
53. Violent Master
54. I know my faults
55. Wishing to Descend the Mountain
56. Making an Agreement
57. Han Xiaoguo's Ploy
58. Two Baldies
59. No Reward?
60. This Temple Again?
61. Dragon Buddha Epistle
62. Diamond Sutra
63. Madness!
64. It's Sensationalization, right?
65. Expensive Bet
66. Becoming a Monster?
67. There's a Wolf on the Mountain
68. Guardian Protector of the Temple
69. A Roar
70. Trouble Comes from the Mouth
71. Master's Single Roar
72. Permitted
73. Pants! Pants! Pants!
74. The Earth is Round
75. Hold the Door! Hold the Door!
76. Not Scolding Humans
77. Nothing at All
78. Beginning
79. Lyrics to Remembering Your Charm
80. Master Fiddles with Cell Phone
81. Who shall be the grinder?
82. Master's Calligraphy is like Art
83. Time to Determine Victory
84. Victory and Defeat
85. Time to Disperse. Share the Spoils!
86. Why would I listen to you?
87. Wolf Pays Respects to Buddha
88. Why do Pigs not Climb Trees?
89. A Golden Millet Dream
90. Rice Mountain in a Dream
91. Such a Female Patron
92. Problems with Suboptimal Health
93. Carried away
94. Handkerchief
95. Helping you turn into a Fairy
96. Master's Anger
97. Master furiously delivers First Blood
98. Remaining Unrepentant Until Death
99. What a marvelous thief!
100. Upgrading Heavenly Eye
101. Using Money to buy Your Youth
102. Is This Penniless Monk Short on Money?
103. Young Monk Wants to Hold a Dharma Assembly of Bathing the Buddha
104. Laba Congee from Mount Numinous
105. Price of Monopolizing the Food
106. Laba is Here
107. Believing only in Money
108. Bringing a Basin up the Mountain
109. Bathing Buddha
110. A Hundred Incense Sticks Completed!
111. Undying Mortal Heart
112. The Miracle of a Bowl of Congee
113. Intestines turning Blue from Regret
114. Alone on the day before New Year's Eve
115. Ice Lanterns
116. Couplet-Seeking Army
117. Hooked on Writing
118. It's the New Year
119. Master Acts Cute Too
120. First Incense Offering Sensation
121. Snatching
122. Bearing of an Abbot!
123. Fire!
124. Abbot Descends Mountain
125. The Bitter Chen Jin
126. A Win or Loss?
127. Where's my Buddha Statue?
128. Chen Jin's Apology
129. Death Message
130. Coaxing a Child
131. Buddha Statue Augmentation
132. The Romance Novel Cramming Monk
133. Fireworks on the Fifteenth day of the New Year
134. A Young Girl Brings Ordnance
135. An Invitation from Baiyun Monastery
136. Machination
137. Kinky Queen
138. Help Style a Knife
139. There's No One Good In This World
140. A Mother's Clairvoyance
141. Who's the wicked person?
142. Savior
143. Don't Commit Suicide
144. River Crossing Miracle
145. Truth
146. Doubts
147. Commendation+1
148. Redeeming Wu Ming
149. Too Passionate
150. How Longwinded
151. The Enthusiastic Young Monk
152. The Meet that Changed Qualitatively
153. Unwilling!
154. Buddhist Dharma in Life
155. Draw! Draw! Draw!
156. Bombastic! Bombastic!
157. Wait, oh Wait
158. Chance Encounter
159. That is not how you help the Poor
160. Such People Can Offer Their Love?
161. Rumors
162. Untitled
163. Untitled
164. Untitled
165. Punishment from Fangzheng
166. It's born! It's a Knife!
167. Off You Go!
168. A Night of Births
169. New Year Hamper
170. Requesting for Help
171. One Minute
172. What a large talisman
173. Expert and Talisman
174. Fangzheng Takes Action
175. So that's the Reason
176. A Swath of Ashes
177. This is what I got?
178. Love Triangle
179. The Master's Tragedy of being Single (Part 1/2)
180. The Master's Tragedy of being Single (Part 2/2)
181. The Scripture-seeking Monkey
182. Stubbornness
183. Zen Farming
184. Scam! Scam! Scam!
185. Going overboard with the Bragging
186. Filming
187. Anthropomorphic
188. Crazy?
189. What a demoness!
190. This Is How You Seek Buddha
191. This is Zen Farming
192. Is this Monk Silly?
193. Everyone Sits Upon Arrival
194. Acting En Masse?
195. A Last Ditch Effort
196. Bemoaning the Times and Pitying People (Part 1/3)
197. Bemoaning the Times and Pitying People (Part 2/3)
198. Bemoaning the Times and Pitying People (Part 3/3)
199. Is He Human or Buddha?
200. No more Acting
201. Something big has happened!
202. Abbot's Reputation Destroyed
203. Entry to the Backyard is Banned
204. Beating Monkey
205. Intimate Contact
206. Sigh of Relief
207. Move Along
208. Introspecting Confession
209. Kindness Exceeds Paragon Beauty
210. Ransomware
211. Cheat
212. A Dream is not a Dream
213. Hackers Seek Reinforcements
214. Lottery Draw
215. Coming to Stir Trouble
216. Are you aware of your sins?
217. Like a Mad Dog
218. Painful Happiness
219. Lone Wolf Knows How to Scam Too
220. Thoughts of Renouncing Asceticism Due to Poverty
221. Great News
222. Soliciting Donations
223. Honor the Ancestors, Warning the Descendants
224. Indoctrination
225. One Finger Monastery's Family
226. Three Incense Sticks
227. Hongyan Monastery's Invitation
228. Saving People
229. Baldy Water Ghost
230. Transference of Merit
231. Dharma is Not Readily Instructed
232. Wonders of the Wisdom Eye
233. Encountering a Benefactor After a Change of Luck
234. Leak
235. Getting a Huge Gift Package.
236. Committing Suicide is a Grave Sin
237. Possessed?
238. Control
239. Sweep the Streets Together
240. Continue Tomorrow
241. Being a Good Person Feels Great
242. Master Tells a Story
243. The Distressed Father
244. The Construction Team is Here
245. Monk Makes Your Asshole Tighten
246. One Palm Strike
247. No Money...
248. Frost Bamboo
249. The Elder by Songhua River
250. Past
251. Crossing the Yalu River For You
252. Memories are Etched in Forever
253. Awaiting a Soldier's Return
254. New Divine Power
255. A Greened Head
256. Crazy Growth
257. Going Mad From Anxiety
258. Abbot Rages!
259. Contention Between Human and Wolf
260. Do you think of me as an Idiot?
261. Accident
262. Devoid of Humanity
263. Sometimes you must kill, to protect
264. What Do You Want?
265. Irritating
266. Another Woman
267. Temptation
268. A Person That Can't Be Saved (Part 1/2)
269. A Person That Can't Be Saved (Part 2/2)
270. Brat's Ferocity
271. Subduing the Brat
272. The King's Methods
273. Disciple Acceptance
274. Bestowing Dharma Names
275. This Child is Too Fierce!
276. Value is in the Character
277. Desiring Meat?
278. It's Really Not This Penniless Monk's Fault
279. Unending Calls of Harassment
280. Nice Crunch
281. Now A Daddy
282. So that's the Reason
283. Online Store
284. Master's Energy
285. This is Great Merit!
286. Dig Dig Dig
287. Fighting
288. Master's Hidden Nastiness
289. Mask
290. Returning to Mt. One Finger Again
291. Rest All Of You
292. Rationale
293. Trouble
294. Pursuit
295. Boars, Bears, Tigers
296. Lifting Buttocks Up
297. Repressing Red Boy Again
298. Caring for the Villagers
299. Daoist
300. Same Goal Through Different Means
301. Formless Door Opens
302. Golden Lotus!
303. Heart-to-Heart Talk between Master and Disciple
304. The Monk Is Here Again
305. Send Him In
306. Who Benefits
307. The Past
308. Mountain
309. Heroes
310. Protect the Country!
311. Do It
312. Highway Robbery
313. Flowers Blooming In An Instant
314. When are they coming?
315. Daili Village
316. Volunteers
317. Celebration
318. Red Boy Pushed to Tears
319. Venerable One, why don't you try flying?
320. Stairway to Heaven
321. Hidden Water
322. Rain
323. Stay Behind
324. Divine Monk Descends
325. Sending Off
326. There's Water
327. Lottery Draw
328. Returning to Mt. One Finger Again, Call the Wind and Summon the Rain
329. It's the Festive Season!
330. Complete Mobilization
331. Turning Dirty
332. Leaving the Mountain!
333. The Most Unreliable Cheerleaders
334. This Dumpling Is Poisoned
335. Stingy
336. Duo Gank
337. This Visitor is A Little Special
338. Men
339. Solution
340. Warmth
341. Wish to Leave The Mountain
342. Life Or Death
343. Crowdfunding Charity
344. Helping Others Even Without Divine Powers
345. Lottery Draw
346. One Finger Monastery's Bottleneck
347. What's a Master?
348. No Honor Even Among Thieves
349. The Abbot is Angry
350. Pursuit
351. Swallow It In One Mouthful
352. One Step
353. Infinite Death
354. A Hundred Thousand Years
355. Evil Person
356. Being a Bird
357. A Fright
358. Child
359. Stewing the Chicken
360. Patron, we are talking about chickens
361. Find a Nest to Hide
362. I Can Have a Draw?
363. Mushroom Soup
364. Mushroom
365. Secretly
366. Down the Mountain
367. Youth
368. Stop!
369. Suffering
370. A Queuing Wolf
371. Flying Dog in the Sky
372. Getting Free Meals Through a Dog
373. Capable Master's Interpretation
374. Buying Cigarettes
375. Soliciting Donations
376. The Buddha in Fangzheng's Heart
377. Front and Last Rows
378. Play Ball!
379. Going Downstairs To Watch Basketball
380. Warning
381. Man and Wolf As One
382. Standing Up!
383. Unperturbed Even When the Sky Collapses
384. Myriad Language Pill
385. Heh! Mouse!
386. Pan An
387. Praying to Oneself Instead of Buddha
388. Sunglow Monastery's Invitation
389. Vulgar Or Respectable?
390. Bow
391. A Bad Temper Only Leads to Suffering
392. Baddy Master
393. Fake Monks
394. Bullying?
395. Beating
396. Seeking Advice
397. Luxurious Hotel
398. Demanding Debt Repayment
399. Rooster Call in the City
400. Scum
401. An Awesome Person Doesn't Speak (Part 1/2)
402. An Awesome Person Doesn't Speak (Part 2/2)
403. Finally Being Able To Speak
404. Without Buddha In One's Heart, How is One to Cultivate Buddhism?
405. The Instigator of Problems
406. Golden color? The color of blood!
407. Snow At Home
408. Hungry!
409. Living In Hope (Part 1/6)
410. Living In Hope (Part 2/6)
411. Living In Hope (Part 3/6)
412. Living In Hope (Part 4/6)
413. Living In Hope (Part 5/6)
414. Living In Hope (Part 6/6)
415. What's Excitement?
416. Tumultuous Storm Enters the Dream
417. Flood
418. Return
419. Asking Sunglow
420. Reason and Redemption
421. Fangzheng Gets Bullied
422. Never Suffering
423. Stingy Abbot
424. Gambling
425. Inviting Disaster Upon Oneself
426. The Son of Luck
427. Losing All the Way
428. Huge IOU
429. 150,000!
430. Bankrupt
431. Completely Inhumane
432. Meeting Fangzheng In the Mountains
433. Fangzheng Wants To Gamble Too
434. Explosion!
435. Gunny Sack To Store All the Money
436. Internal Strife
437. Crazy Win
438. Begin Robbing If We Can't Afford to Lose
439. Using Knives
440. Continue Without Stopping
441. Everyone Kneels
442. Repentance
443. Lottery Draw Using All the Merit
444. Whatever He Wants Comes
445. Warmheartedness
446. Result of Goodness
447. Divine Powers of Mortals
448. The Bell Tower Built, System Admits
449. World's Biggest Bell Gets Hung Up
450. Bell Gong Calms Every Direction
451. Buddhistic Bell Economy
452. Exchanging Scriptures
453. Completing the Scriptures
454. Flaunting Love
455. Drawing Straws
456. Scrounging a Meal
457. Dog Fur Everywhere
458. Violin
459. Clown
460. Diesel Oil
461. Knowing Too Much
462. Diary
463. Simple Reason
464. Departure
465. Awakening
466. Two Bastards
467. A Bigger Blow
468. Propitious Clouds
469. Indeed Unwelcomed
470. Nice, Kindhearted Classmate
471. Word
472. That Many Coincidences?
473. Roar
474. This Penniless Monk Isn't Very Good At Cards
475. F*ck
476. Money-Counting Monk
477. This Monk Really Has A Great Appetite!
478. This Penniless Monk Doesn't Mind Snoring
479. Striking Bells
480. Leader, Don't Be Angry
481. Beginning Lessons
482. Great Philanthropist
483. Golden Pie
484. A Good Scare Is Worth More Than Good Advice
485. Master Is Lying
486. Helpful Master
487. Qi Liya
488. Did You See The Money?
489. Teaching Fish How to Swim
490. Haunted
491. Amitabha
492. Taking Action
493. Towering Old Tree
494. Coming to the Master to Be Scammed
495. Master Sends His Blessings
496. Great Divine Power of Esteem
497. Master Shut Up!
498. Bad Customs End with Goodness
499. Master's A**hole Poking Technique!
500. A Bunch of Embarrassing Clowns
501. Here to Mess Sh*t Up?
502. Strip! Strip!
503. Barred From Being Buried In the Ancestral Grave After Death
504. Reward Is Here!
505. Scary Thing!
506. What Nerves?
507. Bell and Drum
508. Striking the Bell, Hitting the Drum
509. What does Fangzheng Mean
510. Unwelcome Guests
511. Tomb Raiders
512. I Have A Unique Contemptuous Pose
513. A Model Example
514. Scheming For The Bell
515. Turning Into A Spirit
516. Paying Back In One's Own Coin
517. This Monk's Skin Sure is Thick
518. The Down and Out Zhang Zi
519. A Group of Tourists Comes To the Village
520. Savage
521. Creepy
522. Madness! Madness! They've all gone mad!
523. Being Surrounded
524. Jingxin Attacks
525. Madman and Retard
526. Changbai Mountain's Savages
527. Lottery Draw
528. Scammy Monk
529. You Won't Die Immediately
530. One Letian Peaceful Temple
531. Baller!
532. Too Hot
533. Stay Here
534. Lame, Mustache, Loafer
535. Heartache
536. The Pleasant Surprise Behind
537. I Have Someone To Recommend
538. Ordering the Venerable One to Stop at His Doorstep
539. Chopping Wood
540. Posturing Invites Lightning Strikes
541. The Difference Between People
542. Rather Die Than Changing
543. Saber Redemption
544. Don't Want
545. Worth A Lot?
546. Morals Greater than Talent
547. Bringing It To The Grave
548. Going overboard with the Bragging
549. Lottery Draw
550. Down the Mountain
551. Being Straight To The Point
552. Releasing Soon
553. Buying Out A Theater
554. Fellow Disciples Working Together
555. War
556. Right and Wrong
557. War Is Not The Goal
558. Abbot Going Mad
559. Small-minded
560. Baldies Have Worries Too
561. The Antagonist Appears
562. What Has That Got To Do With Me
563. Thunder and Changes
564. Pleasant Surprise And Suspicion
565. Luck
566. Venerable One Watches the Rain
567. There Is No Medicine For Regret
568. Regret!
569. There's A Price To Posturing
570. Fangzheng Gets Thrown Into The Crossfire For No Reason
571. Insistent On Not Going to School
572. The Miserable Brat
573. One-on-one
574. Rules
575. The Monastery Does Not Let People Stay
576. This Penniless Monk Shall Bring You Around
577. It's Really Big
578. Baffling Sense of Excitement
579. Didn't Have Too Much To Drink?
580. Grandfather-Grandson Trees
581. Sutra Sutra
582. Action Follows Prolonged Stillness
583. So Many Good People
584. Net
585. Fishing People
586. The Shock Through the Wisdom Eye
587. Generous Monk
588. Junior Brother That Descends From The Sky
589. Evil Minded
590. What Are They Doing?
591. Fury
592. Receiving More Implies More Sinful Debt
593. Here's 100,000
594. Open the Wok
595. One Boat, One Monk, One Umbrella
596. We'll Give You Money
597. Kindness Is Not Equivalent To Having No Bottom Line
598. The Anxious Elder
599. Tomorrow. Soon
600. Elder
601. Clash of Consciences
602. Fangzheng's Brand of Tongue Twisters
603. It's Autumn
604. Eat! Eat! Eat!
605. Taste of Autumn
606. Fangzheng's Little Scheme
607. A Joyous Event
608. The Dark Clouds Lingering Over the Joyous Occasion
609. The Sudden Appearance of a Cousin
610. Parental Love
611. A Good Person?
612. Heavenly Eye
613. Monk Causes Destruction
614. Huge Scam
615. Shoryuken!
616. Master, Calm Down
617. I'll Hold It Up!
618. Finding Fleas
619. The Monk Without a Presence
620. He's Ugly!
621. Fangzheng!
622. The Bragging Monk
623. Friends Being Left Dumbfounded
624. Expert
625. Worth Several Cities
626. Master's Punishment. The Taste of Home
627. This Mid-autumn Isn't Too Peaceful
628. Get the Abbot Out
629. How Does It Taste?
630. Up The Mountain Again
631. Squirrel? Stew It
632. Mooncake Party
633. Unprincipled Fellow
634. The Moon Rises, The Moon Sets
635. A Monk's Vacation
636. Argument
637. Rumble!
638. Follow Me!
639. What Are You Doing?
640. Fangzheng Takes Action
641. Diamond Body Protection Spell
642. Moved
643. This Monk Is About to Die
644. Broken Bridge
645. Fangzheng is More Useful than Dogs
646. Drawing a Bamboo Basket
647. Ten Thousand Buddha Hall Levels Up
648. The Monk Is Going to Be Famous
649. The Nearly Forgotten Monk
650. Fangzheng Awakens
651. Heart Isn't There
652. National Treasure
653. Anything else?
654. Won it at a Lottery at Buddha's
655. Sis Calls
656. Guarantee That They Won't Die From Falling
657. Sis is Here!
658. Buying Peace
659. Wild Geese Come As Guests
660. Wheat Hands
661. Clearing The Wheat Fields
662. Unstoppable Footsteps
663. Wishing to Stay in a House
664. Bloop
665. Light Opening
666. The Ignorant Villagers
667. Coarse Skin Thick Flesh
668. Not Entering the Mud
669. Village Chief With Excellent Acting Skills
670. Great Summoning Spell
671. People Might Be Poor, But Not Poor In Ideals
672. Real Men
673. Pregnant!
674. Giving Up Wealth and Splendor
675. Lottery Draw's Premium Gift Package
676. Combat Strength Explosion
677. Planting Ginseng
678. Success
679. Guests
680. A Step to Heaven
681. Bodhisattva's Wave
682. Full of Vigor
683. Simmering
684. Scam! Scam! Scam!
685. Jiang Ting Who Didn’t Fall To Her Death
686. This Penniless Monk Doesn't Hold Grudges
687. Drawing The Lottery Again
688. Source
689. What the Blazing Hell Is This!
690. Distressed
691. Lone Wolf Wishes To Cry
692. New Mission
693. Little Adult
694. How A Dog Takes After Its Owner
695. A Person With a Story
696. Jumping Down
697. Sticking Together in Life and Death
698. Screw Him
699. Go Down Go Down
700. No ordinary Person
701. Does Buddha Eat Pickled Vegetables?
702. Old Driver, Give Me A Ride
703. Major Art of Nagging
704. Chrysanthemum Appreciation
705. Ganfanpen
706. Scaling the Mountain
707. Land of Death
708. Something Has Happened
709. Mystery of Snow Village
710. Superstition
711. Try Calling Out
712. We Are All Afraid
713. This Disciple Of Mine Is Capable
714. Set off, Ganfanpen
715. Meeting Acquaintances
716. This Monk Has A Screw Loose In His Head
717. The Sky Darkens
718. The Culprit
719. Wind-like Monk
720. Unraveling The Mystery
721. Fame From Everywhere Descends
722. Rising In Fame
723. Power Lottery!
724. Heavenly Dragon Pond's Wonderful Use
725. Turning Popular
726. Barricade
727. Everyone's Here
728. Mister Policeman, Are You Not Going To Do Anything About the Blockade?
729. Different Feelings
730. Professional-grade Braggart
731. Making A Fuss
732. Meddling
733. One After Another
734. Mass Crowd
735. Don't Give Me Trouble
736. No Dog to Use
737. Light Show Along The Dragon Bridge
738. Bridge of Helplessness
739. Setting Off Again
740. Wanting To Beat Someone
741. Two Beggars
742. Another Beggar Comes?
743. Coming In A Domineering Manner
744. This Monk Is A Little Fearsome
745. Monk Buys Fishing Apparatus
746. Crazy Monk Fishing For A Mermaid
747. Taking the Initiative
748. I Wish To Fly
749. Here Comes the Mermaid
750. Scalding
751. Childhood of Tragedy
752. Seeking the heart, not Buddha
753. Missing Out On Another Chance to be Famous
754. Southerners are all Penguin Spirits
755. Cold-faced Female Boss
756. So that's the Reason
757. Honest Child
758. Hungry
759. Mealtime
760. The Woe of All Parents
761. Meeting the Monk is Destined with Sincerity
762. Let Me Test You
763. Mending
764. Riding the Wave
765. Everything For Eating
766. Buttocks Theory
767. Abbot Is Angry
768. Fooled by the Devil
769. The Miracle of Living
770. Master, look! A plane!
771. The Ignorant Know No Fear
772. Scaling the Mountain
773. Fire
774. Out Of Options
775. Getting A Thrill
776. Squall and Inferno
777. Master Appears
778. Monk Wolf
779. Cliff
780. A Monk Is Murdering Me!
781. Collapse
782. Salute
783. Second Senior Brother Steps Forward (Part 1/2)
784. Second Senior Brother Steps Forward (Part 2/2)
785. A Living Person!
786. Secret
787. Pay Up
788. Drawing Something Weird
789. Battle Between Demons
790. So Talkative
791. Subduing Salted Fish (Part 1/2)
792. Subduing Salted Fish (Part 2/2)
793. Shameless
794. Salted Fish Heads Down The Mountain
795. Fangzheng's Vexation
796. A Weight Off His Chest
797. Bearing! Watch Your Bearing!
798. Here to Cause Trouble, Right?
799. Sincerity? NO!
800. Isn't It a Pleasant Surprise?
801. Making Clothes
802. Debate and Fish (Part 1/2)
803. Debate and Fish (Part 2/2)
804. Meru Space
805. I Submit! I Submit!
806. Getting on the Wrong Bus
807. Something's Not Right
808. Being Teased
809. Belief
810. Life and Death
811. Nails
812. Giddy-up! Hyah! Whoa!
813. Help! Murder!
814. I’m Begging You
815. The Beginnings of Rumors
816. The Monk That Suddenly Appeared
817. Someone’s Coming Out
818. What a Solid Block
819. Fish Rider
820. Every Dog Has Its Day
821. Shameless
822. Help Who?
823. Smokeless Battlefield
824. Dilemma
825. A Storm in a Teacup
826. Leave, All of You
827. Public Opinion Kills
828. Transformation Queen
829. Master Takes Action
830. Counterattack of Justice
831. Complete Reversal
832. Door to Hell
833. Eighteenth Level of Hell
834. I Confess! I Confess!
835. The Smell of Salted Fish
836. Not Fighting
837. Childhood Memory
838. Master is Violating Copyrights
839. First Come First Serve, the Silent Eating More
840. Uninvited Guest
841. "Relatives"
842. Good and Bad
843. All Smiles Tomorrow
844. Drawing a New Divine Power
845. Give Me a Smile
846. Such a Person
847. Soliciting Donations or Robbery?
848. Yes, Yes, Yes
849. Helping You
850. A Guest to the Snow Mountain
851. Eavesdropping in such a Manner
852. Warmth
853. Walking
854. Call Daddy
855. Looking at Her is Never Enough
856. Master Heals
857. Run If You're Hot
858. Drink It
859. Head Down the Mountain
860. Going Together
861. Following Master Can Only Mean Starvation
862. Unable to Stand Up
863. Jumped Up...
864. Thinking of Mom and Dad Too
865. Changes in Astrometeorology
866. Heading Down the Mountain for a Wipe Out
867. Begin Eating
868. Perceptivity is a Good Thing
869. Roast, Roast, Roasting to the Point of Crying
870. Reporter Swarm Arrives
871. Master Begins Preaching
872. A Commotion Caused By a Livestream
873. This Monk is such a Scam
874. Shocking
875. A World That Treasures Cuteness
876. Incense Blowing
877. Requesting Mentorship
878. So Many People
879. Shameless
880. Sinister
881. Save Me
882. What Kind of Brain Does This Monk Have
883. Don't Provoke Master
884. Crazy Doctor
885. Slaying Fiends
886. This Penniless Monk Has Already Taken Action
887. Passion
888. 666
889. Lecture Begins
890. The Passion From External Pressure
891. How is it Possible
892. Unable to Leave
893. Master is Going to be Famous
894. So Master Is Such A Person
895. Taking Action
896. This Penniless Monk Doesn't Care About Money
897. Painless Abortion
898. Fangzheng Has Admitted Defeat?
899. Respect
900. Frivolous Monk
901. Master Frivolous
902. Training Scroll
903. Hiring Daddy
904. Fangzheng Being A Father
905. Life Isn't Easy
906. He's My Daddy
907. Good Child
908. Pigeon Soup
909. The Miserable Fangzheng
910. Eating Together
911. Warming the Bed
912. Lovely
913. Stuff It In
914. Treatment
915. How Obedient
916. Clothes Make the Man
917. Song Bin Apologizes
918. Philanderous Monk Fangzheng
919. Playing Matchmaker
920. Not Eating!
921. The Greatest Pain Is Nothing but Separation
922. Getting Lost?
923. Sacred Land
924. The One Who Courts Death Is Here
925. What Are You Doing?
926. Fangzheng's Return
927. Real Men
928. The Final Struggle
929. Backfiring Badly
930. Proof
931. Fleeing
932. Shangfeng Temple
933. Kill the Enemy While on Horseback and Practice Buddhism After Dismounting
934. Taking Sides
935. Treating Ignorance as Elegance, Making a Fuss About Nothing
936. Ghosts
937. A Furnace Into a Holy Temple
938. Buddha Will Be Very Busy
939. Lone Wolf's Kindness
940. Scamming
941. It's Real
942. Coin
943. Mad
944. Is There a Need To?
945. Crossing Mountains
946. Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
947. Meeting Someone Alive In the Wilderness
948. Having Done Nothing
949. Exquisite
950. Versatile Expert
951. Rules
952. Sky Lantern
953. Mountaintop
954. Domestic Affairs
955. I Don't Know Him
956. Amitabha
957. The Monk Who Fears No Death
958. The Monk Who Can't Be Slammed to Death
959. Identified
960. I'm Not Acting as a Friendly Ghost
961. Ten Tortures of One Finger Monastery
962. True Torture
963. Really Didn't Lie
964. Fangzheng Can’t Get up the Mountain
965. To Take the Money or Not, That Is the Question
966. New Divine Power
967. Darn Dog Levels up to Stupid Dog
968. Beating Salted Fish
969. A Nice Round of Advertisements
970. Wisdom Eye's Truth Identification
971. Brainless
972. Smart
973. Each Showing Their Prowess
974. Take Out the Money
975. Three Brothers
976. Unalike
977. One Finger Monastery's Actions
978. Naughty Hands
979. Loophole
980. This Monk Is a Little Scammy
981. Rules
982. I Have the Final Say
983. Good and Evil
984. This Monkey Is Here to Be a Clown?
985. Something Has Happened
986. Face Slapping
987. Feel Good?
988. Get In!
989. To Treat or Not to Treat
990. Explanation
991. Fangzheng Helps You Recall the Past
992. Going Wild!
993. Murder
994. Injured
995. Death
996. Fire
997. Buddha Descends
998. Roasted Balut
999. Buddha? Fangzheng?
1000. Bullied and Humiliated
1001. Good and Evil
1002. Inferno
1003. Madness
1004. Back
1005. Paranormal Reasons
1006. A Result of Habit
1007. Redeeming People in Such a Way?
1008. Honored by his Sons
1009. Trickster Monk
1010. Fangzheng's Theory
1011. Another Three
1012. Merit Falling From the Sky
1013. Story of Salted Fish and a Cell Phone
1014. Being a Master Isn't That Easy
1015. Handing Out Cards
1016. Delightful Happenings Take Time
1017. Sealed in Ice
1018. Got Something Good at the Draw!
1019. Great Plains
1020. Honest Liu
1021. Five Rivers Village
1022. All Sorts of Gossip
1023. Attitude
1024. Qiu Baihong
1025. Dream Entry
1026. Who is Who?
1027. Just Notifying You
1028. So that's the Reason
1029. Ferocious
1030. Monk on the Lotus Flower
1031. Truth
1032. Spewing Out Blood
1033. Snowstorm Changes the Recipe
1034. Fangzheng's Way of Helping the Poor
1035. Applying for Leave
1036. It's Erect!
1037. Nine Huge Black Pots
1038. Wordless Eight Treasures
1039. Thoughts Going Astray
1040. What a Coincidence!
1041. Empty Village
1042. Ominous Night
1043. There's Something on the Mountain
1044. Buddha Descends
1045. Born a Devil
1046. Who Would Want to Expiate Your Sins?
1047. Skinning
1048. Bastard
1049. Hell
1050. Hell of Mirrors of Retribution
1051. Hell of Scissors
1052. Monk Appears
1053. Tying Himself Up
1054. Is It Against the Law?
1055. Why?
1056. Surrendering in Such a Manner
1057. Someone Actually Wants It!
1058. Rubbing It in the Face
1059. Won't Be Meeting
1060. This Monk Is Just Too Crazy
1061. Feverish
1062. Going Crazy Over One Finger Monastery
1063. Turning Popular
1064. Collecting Money
1065. Effects
1066. Buy! Buy! Buy!
1067. Drawing a Prize
1068. Fangzheng Is Vexed as Well
1069. Incense Eating
1070. Drawing The Lottery Again
1071. You Can't Have Dawn and Also Dusk
1072. Invitation Letter
1073. Who Shall Go?
1074. Wanting To Curse
1075. Arrived
1076. Boarding the Plane
1077. The Darn Baldy That Infuriates
1078. Silly Monk
1079. Not Switching
1080. The Gluttonous Salted Fish
1081. Treatment
1082. Chaos
1083. Full of Twists and Turns
1084. Salted Fish Feels Guilty
1085. You F**king Sit Down
1086. Sparks
1087. Try Guessing
1088. Move Along Move Along
1089. Dharma Characteristics Monastery
1090. Got Something Good at the Draw
1091. Authentic
1092. Do You Have An Invitation Letter?
1093. See This?
1094. Wearing the Kasaya
1095. Entering
1096. Not a Professional
1097. Letting Salted Fish Free
1098. Acquaintance
1099. I Was the One Who Invited Him
1100. Demon
1101. Salted Fish-Styled Massage
1102. Thoughts Nearly Going Astray
1103. You Call This A Divine Power?
1104. Comprehension
1105. Who Shot?
1106. I Know
1107. Three Idiots
1108. Salted Fish Herding
1109. Can You Shut Up
1110. Full Blast
1111. Invincible Master Indecent
1112. Salted Fish Arrives
1113. He Started it
1114. Bizarre Hostage Incident
1115. Monk Falls From the Sky
1116. Why Didn't You Run
1117. Master is Back
1118. The Best Law-Enforcer
1119. Getting Old, Insomnia
1120. Appetizing
1121. Doesn't Taste Good
1122. Too Much a Bully
1123. Not Speaking, Silent Farts
1124. Lottery Draw, New Seal
1125. Stone slab from the Heavens, Talisman
1126. White Shirt
1127. Insight
1128. Keep Bullsh*tting
1129. Salted Fish Is About to Go Viral
1130. Preparing to Escape
1131. Die Baldy!
1132. Excessive Twisting...
1133. Almost Forgotten About Him
1134. The Darn Baldy Has Run Off Again
1135. Style of a Master
1136. Why Should I?
1137. Encountering a Beast In Grief
1138. Pain
1139. Just the Beginning
1140. Shirō Ishii's Unit
1141. The Dream That Lost Control
1142. Dog and Rat
1143. Cold-blooded
1144. Samurai Sword Test
1145. Amputation and Reattachment
1146. All Dead
1147. Leaving Them in the lurch
1148. Tragic Outcome
1149. Deathly Comeuppance
1150. Drawing A New Divine Power
1151. Who Am I?
1152. Monk Being a Jerk
1153. Warriors
1154. Such a Guide
1155. Eighteen Oddities
1156. You Are Worth The Price
1157. Lazhaduo
1158. A Monk Who Enjoys
1159. Can't Get Out
1160. The Pain of a Son, The Blood of a Hero
1161. Nature
1162. The Gods Have Shown Their Powers
1163. Heading for Prosperity
1164. More Heroes
1165. 100% Revival
1166. Flying!
1167. Leisurely
1168. Repenting
1169. Master Monkey
1170. This Patron Is A Little Fierce
1171. I Feel Like I'm Cheating
1172. Baldy's Intelligence
1173. Perfect Boyfriend
1174. All Creatures Have Love
1175. Enemies are Bound to Meet
1176. Killing One Another
1177. The Scene Is Beautiful, The Atmosphere Is Awkward
1178. Getting Married
1179. So that's the Reason
1180. A Different Wedding
1181. Drunk
1182. The Temple is Sealed
1183. Too Much
1184. So Shameless
1185. Selfless
1186. Going Crazy
1187. Sly Foxes
1188. Drawing Something Like This!
1189. Super Unluckiness
1190. I'm Not Afraid!
1191. Will There Be Enough For Me To Eat?
1192. We Have Many Doors Back Home
1193. Such a Meal
1194. A Difficult Half-Month
1195. Smash! Smash! Smash!
1196. Darn Baldy, B*tch
1197. Surrendering But Unarrestable
1198. I Don't Talk Business While Eating
1199. Killing The Monk
1200. Despair
1201. Surrender
1202. Returning to the Mountain
1203. Monkey's Shocking Secret
1204. How Fast Can You Run?
1205. A Visit from an Old Friend
1206. Understand?
1207. A Little Help Goes a Long Way, Plenty of Help Brings About Disaster
1208. Revenge
1209. Father
1210. What's the rush?
1211. You Are Wrong
1212. Kneel!
1213. Queen's Fury (1)
1214. Queen's Fury (2)
1215. Branch School
1216. Unease
1217. Father and Daughter in the Mountain Forest
1218. Silly Deer
1219. Fire
1220. Do Your Best and Take Up Responsibility!
1221. Scary
1222. Master Is Here
1223. Shocking Change
1224. Fire Tornado
1225. The Train in the Mountains
1226. The Terror of Nature
1227. Everyone Helps Fight the Fire
1228. Extinguishing the Fire
1229. Master, Stop Chasing
1230. Telling a Story
1231. Boohoohoo
1232. Fireflies' Death
1233. So Many Under the Grass!
1234. Master Has Turned Indecent Again
1235. Someone's Posturing
1236. That's Right, It's Him
1237. Bragging
1238. United Nations
1239. Multiple-Choice Question
1240. I Am Very Angry
1241. He's Coming Out
1242. A Crafty Monk
1243. A Free Five-Minute Chat
1244. This Clown Is an Ally?
1245. Master is Here
1246. A Monk Crawls Out From The Phone
1247. Because I'm Lazy
1248. Choose a Good Tomb
1249. A Little Dumbfounded
1250. The Craziness of Eccentric and the Monk
1251. The Grief From Losing Self
1252. Miracle
1253. Coronation
1254. Fair? Master Indecent: No Such Thing
1255. Let Master Take You on a Joyride
1256. Great Unity
1257. Back
1258. Siblings
1259. The Person Falling From the Sky is Not a Good Person
1260. Silhouette Under the Sun
1261. Useless Monk
1262. Seven Treasures Soup
1263. Are You The System?
1264. Milky Way
1265. Humans and Nature
1266. Chen Long Has Gone Missing
1267. Spirit Cultivator
1268. Intimate Contact
1269. Nonsense
1270. Free
1271. Constellation Transmission Art
1272. Endless Brainwashing
1273. Future Sect
1274. Fangzheng's Plasticine Theory
1275. A Great Dream
1276. What's Wrong With Watching
1277. Disgusting them
1278. Agreement
1279. Identical
1280. A Tragic Death
1281. Didn't See Anything
1282. Supper
1283. Good Times for a Monk
1284. Such a Dog
1285. Winning a Grand Award
1286. What is Master doing?
1287. Mt. One Finger Is Going Viral Again
1288. Muddled Tang Hutu
1289. Such a Person
1290. Change Target; Select A Weak One
1291. Bullying an Old Ancestor Like Me for Not Knowing Numbers?
1292. It's For Feeding Fish
1293. Foxes
1294. Monkey and Dog
1295. Fangzheng's Analogy
1296. Difference
1297. Which One to Choose
1298. Darn Fish!
1299. Limits
1300. Too Simple
1301. Let's Drink The Tea
1302. Give Me Another Cup
1303. Admit Defeat
1304. Friends
1305. Walking Fish
1306. A Show, A Dream
1307. Fangzheng's Dream of Riches
1308. Monkey Is a Little Fierce
1309. Supporting the Monk Together
1310. Catharsis (1)
1311. Catharsis (2)
1312. That's the Smell
1313. Send the Guest Away
1314. Giving Money in an Aggrieved Manner
1315. What Sound A Goose Makes
1316. The Mountain Summit is Quiet, the Foot of the Mountain is Madness
1317. Money Money Money
1318. Berate
1319. Mad For Fangzheng
1320. A Thief Up the Mountain
1321. The Fierce Animals
1322. Are you all allergic?
1323. I Won't Laugh
1324. Fangzheng Exits Seclusion
1325. The Indecent Move of the Indecent Monk
1326. Harassment
1327. Monk Can Harass Anywhere
1328. Uneasiness
1329. The Real Mastermind
1330. Society Monk
1331. I'm Very Generous
1332. The Monastery Does Not Accept Women
1333. What a Good Hat
1334. The Boss is Fierce
1335. Just a Matter of 100 Yuan
1336. Extremely Fierce
1337. Reversal
1338. I'm a Web Novelist
1339. Dead Water
1340. Marriage
1341. Pitiful
1342. Quite a Big Mouth
1343. One Family
1344. How Domineering...
1345. The Man Who Cried Wolf (1)
1346. The Man Who Cried Wolf (2)
1347. Social justice
1348. The Monk is Everywhere
1349. Eating, Sleeping, Beating Salted Fish
1350. So Much Merit
1351. New Divine Power
1352. Come, Open Your Mouth
1353. Betraying the Fish
1354. Large Scale Construction
1355. Expansion
1356. Dignity
1357. Trouble under Fangzheng's Nose
1358. Property Speculation Group
1359. This is How Property Speculation is Done
1360. Hard Life
1361. Master Also Begins Property Speculation
1362. Reality
1363. Everyone Is Smart
1364. Monk's Huge Trap
1365. The Trap is Huge, Are You Afraid?
1366. On the Edge of His Seat
1367. What a Big Boss
1368. I'm Selling
1369. Fell For It
1370. Laughing, Smugly Laughing
1371. Brat Subduing Brat
1372. His Father Is Here
1373. Three Lives Zen Staff
1374. Meeting the Future
1375. Lifespan
1376. This Penniless Monk Wants to Be Famous
1377. A Relic from the Previous Life
1378. Lifespan
1379. Don't Come In
1380. Master Is an Academic Bottom-feeder
1381. Master's Gift
1382. Go For An Internship
1383. The Importance of a Good Wife
1384. Stubborn
1385. Idiot Abbot
1386. Live Broadcast Stirs Up the World (1)
1387. Live Broadcast Stirs Up the World (2)
1388. Those In Despair Wallowing In Collective Misery and Denouncement
1389. The Might of the Spamming
1390. Go, Big Dog!
1391. A Cat and Dog Fight
1392. Master's Disgusting Divine Power
1393. It's Quite Delicious...
1394. Squirrel, Big Brother!
1395. Master is Crying (1)
1396. Master is Crying (2)
1397. Surgent Golden Lotus
1398. Gold should not be what the heart wants
1399. Low-key
1400. Man is Kind By Nature
1401. Really Not on Purpose
1402. A Brat Doing Good
1403. A Good Person
1404. Scheme (1)
1405. Scheme (2)
1406. Demons and Humans
1407. Continuing the Scheme (1)
1408. Continuing the Scheme (2)
1409. Continuing the Scheme (3)
1410. Continuing the Scheme (4)
1411. That's the Truth
1412. Lose Weight? Impossible
1413. Free Lunch
1414. You Are Different
1415. Fish and Meat
1416. People Might Be Poor, But Not Poor In Ideals
1417. This Penniless Monk Has Done It Before
1418. Homeless
1419. Dumplings
1420. Three Treasures
1421. As Long As One Is Thick-skinned
1422. The Girl Who Ran Away from Home
1423. A Starving Ghost
1424. Realization
1425. The Use of Salted Fish
1426. Why is he so mischievous?
1427. No Signal
1428. Don't Go Too Far
1429. Spending Seconds Like Years
1430. Treatment
1431. Squirrel as a Lantern
1432. The Laughter in the Hall
1433. Down the Mountain Again
1434. Who said there are no monsters in the world?
1435. It Still Needs to be Dealt With
1436. The Old Man Is a Little Strong
1437. The Baldy Who Eats Alone
1438. Visitor
1439. As expected, Eldest Senior Brother Is Powerful
1440. Hallucination
1441. Miracle Time
1442. The Extras Are Being Fed
1443. Hungry
1444. Master's Way of Becoming Rich
1445. Run, Everyone
1446. Lighthouse
1447. Where Are They?
1448. Number One
1449. Don't Come Back. It's Embarrassing
1450. Master, What Do We Do?
1451. Money!
1452. What's the Situation?
1453. His Identity Seemingly Exposed
1454. Calligraphy Exhibition
1455. Internationalist, Pui!
1456. Riff Raff
1457. The Dance of the Demons
1458. A Gentleman Does Not Resort to Violence?
1459. You Don't Understand My Art Either
1460. Another Familiar Person
1461. Dragon Buddha Epithet Evidence of Fangzheng
1462. Fangzheng's Plan
1463. A Ghost?
1464. Fangzheng Is Coming Out
1465. The Serene City in the Desert
1466. The Monk in the Nuclear Explosion
1467. Monk Walks out of a Nuclear Blast
1468. The Female Patron Kneeling at the Door
1469. Grilled Fish
1470. This Penniless Monk is Fangzheng
1471. You Don't Look Like Him
1472. Money and Life
1473. Bloody Drill Bit (1)
1474. Bloody Drill Bit (2)
1475. Not Human, A Devil
1476. Going Crazy
1477. Sunbathing is Healthier
1478. Find a Mental Hospital
1479. Villain and Swindler
1480. Want a Cigarette?
1481. How Much Is Life Worth?
1482. Human? Or Dog?
1483. Anger-Inducing Monk
1484. Master Wants to Walk the Dog
1485. Control Your Dog!
1486. Equal Treatment
1487. If I Run, I'm a Tortoise
1488. Human and Dog
1489. Lottery Draw
1490. Digging and Digging
1491. Tearing a Car with His Bare Fins
1492. Swindling a Dragon
1493. Gas Station? Where?
1494. Such Gasoline
1495. Wronged
1496. Resentment
1497. Is This Road Not Open?
1498. A Chicken Summons a Monk
1499. This Monk Is Engaging in Assault!
1500. One Finger Monastery Goes Viral Again
1501. Don't Lie
1502. This Penniless Monk Is Very Angry
1503. Patent Master
1504. The Night Before the Fangzheng-Branded Storm
1505. Pharmaceutical Storm
1506. Deep in Memory
1507. The Red-Clothed Girl Appears Again
1508. Acting Is Not Acting
1509. Finale
1510. Bonus: The Youth in the Snow
1511. Bonus: The Most Failed Buddha in History
1512. Bonus: Having Some Fun First