WienerScript

HACKL AMOI WOS calc(operator, left, right) {
    WOS IS MIT DIR (operator) {
        I SCHAU NUR '+':
            DRAH DI HAM left AUFI right
        I SCHAU NUR '-':
            DRAH DI HAM left OWI right   
        I SCHAU NUR '*':
            DRAH DI HAM left HAUTS EICH ZAM right   
        I SCHAU NUR '/':
            DRAH DI HAM left BRÖCKERL right
        NA GEH:
            GEH SCHEISSN 'invalid operator'          
    }
}

SCHAU MA MOL {
    I MAN JA NUR (calc('+', 1, 2))
} LECK OASCH (err) {
    GSCHISSN GRISSN ('invalid operation')
}

WienerScript adds syntactic sugar to JavaScript that makes it less forgiving, more emotional, and even painful to write, allowing you to do less with more code.

Common Viennese phrases and words act as intuitive replacements for common JavaScript keywords, operators, and more. You can continue to use raw JavaScript inside WienerScript, and the wienerscript transpiler will convert WienerScript code into raw JavaScript.

Installation

WienerScript requires Node.js and npm.

npm install -g wienerscript

Usage:

wienerscript

All files in that directory (and any subdirectories) that have a valid WienerScript file extensions (.ws) will be replaced by the transpiled contents of in the /dist directory. Input files conventionally use the .ws extension and output files conventionally use the .js extension.

Examples can be found in the examples directory.

Usage

Keywords

WienerScript	JavaScript
FIX OIDA	const
OIDA	let
ALSO DES IS AMOI NIX	null
HAWIDERE	new
I BIMS	this
HACKL AMOI WOS	function
SCHLEICH DI	delete
SICHA NET	false
NA NO NA NET	true
WOS BISTN DU FIA A WAPPLA	instanceof
WEM GHERSTN DU	typeof
JO GLEI	await
OWIZAHRA	async
AIZAL	in

Control statements

WienerScript	JavaScript
STRAWANZ MA	for
DAMMA WOS	do
GEMMA	while
GUSCH	continue
WOS WÜSTN	if
WOA NUA A SCHMÄH	else if
A SCHO WUASCHT	else
WOS IS MIT DIR	switch
I SCHAU NUR	case
PASST SCHO	break
NA GEH	default
DRAH DI HAM	return
GEH SCHEISSN	throw
SCHAU MA MOL	try
LECK OASCH	catch
SAMMAS ENDLICH	finally

Operators

WienerScript	JavaScript
KANNST DA VUASTÖHN	===
DES GEHT SI SCHO AUS	==
UND ÜBRIGENS	&&
GHUPFT WIE GHATSCHT	||
WENNST MANST	=
ANS AUFI	++
AUFI	+
ANS OWI	--
OWI	-
HAUTS EICH ZAM	*
BRÖCKERL	/
S'RESTL	%
WENGA	<
GRESSA	>
HOIT NET GRESSA	<=
HOIT NET KLANA	>=
JO EH	!
HOST MI	?
DANN HOIT NET	:
HUACH ZUA	=>

Functions

WienerScript	JavaScript
I MAN JA NUR	console.log
DO IS DA HUND BEGROBN	console.debug
GSCHISSN GRISSN	console.error
DES IS MA ECHT Z'DEPPAT	process.exit
HEAST	alert

License

This project is licensed under the MIT license, Copyright (c) 2020 David Pichsenmeister | pichsenmeister.com. For more information see LICENSE.

Made by @pichsenmeister. Inspired by ArnoldJS.