tariff-nodejs

👊 TARIFF 🔥

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Node.js package that makes importing great again!

About

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Node.js packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

This is a Node.js port of the original Python tariff package created by @hxu296. Big thanks to the original author for this TREMENDOUS idea!

Installation

npm install tariff-nodejs

Available on npm

Usage

const tariff = require('tariff');

// Set your tariff rates (package_name: percentage)
tariff.set({
    "lodash": 50,     // 50% tariff on lodash
    "express": 200,   // 200% tariff on express
    "axios": 150      // 150% tariff on axios
});

// Now when you require these packages, they'll be TARIFFED!
const lodash = require('lodash');   // This will be 50% slower
const express = require('express'); // This will be 200% slower

How It Works

When you require a package that has a tariff:

1. TARIFF measures how long the original require takes
2. TARIFF makes the require take longer based on your tariff percentage
3. TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message

Example Output

JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on lodash! Original import took 45000 us, now takes 67500 us. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIGA

Why TARIFF?

Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!

License

This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!