This function will return a random quote or lyric from an array of over 11 (570 to be precise) strings. WARNING: Some of these quotes and lyrics contain rather rude (NSFW) words. They used to be tweeted every hour on the hour on this Twitter bot, until Alan Musk cut off my access to the Twitter API.
The array contains back tick multi-line strings - a different line for each person speaking (see example below).
npm i tap-quotes-npm-pkgconst { randomTapQuote } = require("tap-quotes-npm-pkg");
randomTapQuote();
// MARTY: If you were to have something written as your epitaph...
// DAVID: “Here lies David St. Hubbins...and why not?”
// MARTY: You feel that sums up your...your life?
// DAVID: No, it‘s the first thing I could think of.
// MARTY: Oh, I see...