Translates text into pirate-speak.
npm install talk-like-a-pirate
Yonder module exports a function, so all ye have to do be require it in and execute it. Pass it a string and it will translate it into pirate-lingo for ye.
var talkLikeAPirate = ;console;
Usage (web browser)
talk-like-a-pirate.js file for web browsers). It puts
on thar window object, so ye just have to call ye function.
... or use requirejs.
... or better still, use ye node usage described above and browserify it.