I wanted an EventEmitter over a network. Now I have one.
Caveat: events only go over the wire, not locally. So the following won't trigger a console.log. It's possible I'll change this in the future.
var io = socketioio
Handlers are called when an event of the specified type comes over the wire. ### off(event, handler) -> bool Returns false if the handler wasn't found. ### emit(event, ...) Sends the event over the wire with associated arguments. All are JSONified.