EventEmitter over a network
I wanted an EventEmitter over a network. Now I have one.
Caveat: events only go over the wire, not locally. So the following won't trigger a console.log. It's possible I'll change this in the future.
var io = socketioio
Handlers are called when an event of the specified type comes over the wire.
Returns false if the handler wasn't found.
Sends the event over the wire with associated arguments. All are JSONified.