react-kenponent

Reactions Component

What?

-Declarative- 'Merica version of React.Component.

Why?

Because sometimes YOU JUST DO SHIT THE FREEDOM WAY. Also, this stuff is composable as -heck- u know what word I meant here.

Installation

npm install react-kenponent
# or
yarn add react-kenponent

And then import it:

// using es modules
import Kenponent from "react-kenponent";

// common.js
const Kenponent = require("react-kenponent");

// AMD
// I've forgotten but it should work.

Or use script tags and globals.

<script src="https://unpkg.com/react-kenponent"></script>

And then grab it off the global like so:

const Kenponent = ReactKenponent;

How?

Let's say you want some async data but don't want to make a whole new component just for the lifecycles to get it:

// import Kenponent from 'react-kenponent'
const Kenponent = ReactKenponent;

ReactDOM.render(
  <div>
    <h2>Let's get some gists!</h2>
    <Kenponent
      startedFromTheBottom={{ gists: null }}
      imHereFuckers={({ saveDisCrapLol }) => {
        fetch("https://api.github.com/gists")
          .then(res => res.json())
          .then(gists => saveDisCrapLol({ gists }));
      }}
    >
      {({ myOwnShit }) =>
        myOwnShit.gists ? (
          <ul>
            {myOwnShit.gists.map(gist => (
              <li key={gist.id}>{gist.description}</li>
            ))}
          </ul>
        ) : (
          <div>Loading...</div>
        )
      }
    </Kenponent>
  </div>,
  DOM_NODE
);

Or maybe you need a little bit of state but an entire component seems a bit heavy:

// import Kenponent from 'react-kenponent'
const Kenponent = ReactKenponent;

ReactDOM.render(
  <Kenponent initialState={{ count: 0 }}>
    {({ saveDisCrapLol, myOwnShit }) => (
      <div>
        <h2>Every app needs a counter!</h2>
        <button
          onClick={() =>
            saveDisCrapLol(myOwnShit => ({ count: myOwnShit.count - 1 }))
          }
        >
          -
        </button>
        <span> {myOwnShit.count} </span>
        <button
          onClick={() =>
            saveDisCrapLol(myOwnShit => ({ count: myOwnShit.count + 1 }))
          }
        >
          +
        </button>
      </div>
    )}
  </Kenponent>,
  DOM_NODE
);

Props

-You know all of these already- HERES HOW WE FUCKIN DO SHIT OK:

• imHereFuckers({ myOwnShit, saveDisCrapLol, crapYouWantMeToConsider, fuckinDoIt })
  • Replaces componentDidMount
• shouldIDoShit({ myOwnShit, crapYouWantMeToConsider, newChoresUgh, myNewNew })
  • Replaces shouldComponentUpdate
• didSomeShitYo({ myOwnShit, saveDisCrapLol, crapYouWantMeToConsider, fuckinDoIt, urOldCrapYouWanted, myOldShit })
  • Replaces componentDidUpdate
• imOutFuckers({ myOwnShit, crapYouWantMeToConsider })
  • Replaces componentWillUnmount
• daKidz({ myOwnShit, saveDisCrapLol, crapYouWantMeToConsider, fuckinDoIt })
  • Replaces props.children
• doSomeShit({ myOwnShit, saveDisCrapLol, crapYouWantMeToConsider, fuckinDoIt })
  • Replaces render

ALSO THERE WAS A BUNCH OF BORING CRAP NAMES WE CHANGED:

• state is myOwnShit
• Those props you gave me? crapYouWantMeToConsider
• nextProps zzzz more like newChoresUgh
• nextState AWE YEE its myNewNew
• We don't setState we saveDisCrapLol
• forceUpdate is the pussy way of saying fuckinDoit
• prevState more like myOldShit
• prevProps ugggh how about urOldCrapYouWanted
• initialState gotta be a ref to startedFromTheBottom NOW WE HERE

Legal

Released under MIT license.

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