postcss-caralho

PostCSS Caralho Plugin

PostCSS plugin for that changes curse words after ! to !important because why not ?

.foo {
    top: 20px !fuck;
}

.foo {
    top: 20px !important;
}

You can also use:

Portuguese

• caralho (fuck)
• foda-se (fuck)
• merda (shit)
• desculpa (sorry)
• putaqpariu (fuck this)
• desisto (I quit)
• bardamerda (This rally does not have a translation)

Brazilian

• filhodaputa (son of a bitch)
• demonio (demon)
• satanas (satan)
• desgraça (disgrace)
• paunocu (stick in the ass)
• feijoada (This rally does not have a translation)

English

• fuckthis
• fuck
• sorry
• shit
• please

German

• scheisse (fuck)
• scheiße (crap)
• verdammt (damned)
• kacke (shit)

Persian (These google translation may be wrong)

• jakesh (Pussy)
• daus (Sickle)
• antar (Ether)
• pofuz (Poufos)
• lanati (Damn)
• lamasab (Lomost)

Konkani (Google cannot translate PR anyone ?)

• chont
• fodo
• fodri
• zov

Hindi (Googles translations are horrible PR anyone ?)

• lund
• lavda
• choot

Russian

• блять (fuck)
• сука (bitch)
• тварь (creature)
• работай (work)
• чезахуйня (chezahuyna?)
• гандон (Gondon?)
• скемнебывает (It happens to everyone)
• упс (oops)
• ебанина (fucker)
• какаятоебанина (a kind of banana)

Spanish

• joder (fuck)
• mierda (shit)
• perdona (sorry)
• porfavor (please)

French

• merde (shit)
• putain (fuck)
• saloperie (fucking thing)
• couillon (fucker)
• con (twat)
• foutu (fucked)
• trouduc (asshole)
• enfoiré (untranslatable, lit. "covered in shit")
• bordel (used like fuck, lit. "bordello")
• chier (to shit)
• abruti (dulled by work)
• crève (die)
• enflure (untranslatable, lit. "swollen inflamation")
• pardon (sorry)
• stp (please)

Serbian

• sranje (shit)
• govno (shit)
• jebiga (fuck)
• jebeno (fucking thing)
• picka (cunt)
• sisica (means small boob, but context is pussy)
• kurac (dick)
• cmar (asshole)
• izvini (sorry)
• ups (ooops)
• upickumaterinu ("u picku materinu" in mother pussy)
• mrsupickumaterinu ("mars u picku materinu" go to your mother's pussy)
• stakojikurac ("sta koji kurac" what the fuck)
• jebemmumisa ("jebem mu misa" I fuck his mouse)
• jebotebog ("jebo te bog" god fuck you)
• jebotipasmater ("jebo ti pas mater" dog fucks your mother)
• jebotikonjmater ("jebo ti konj mater" horse fucks your mother)
• jebotikonjkrvavimkurcemmater ("jebo ti konj krvavim kurcem mater" horse fucks your mother with bloody dick)
• jebemtisvestosezakvakuuhvati ("jebem ti sve sto se za kvaku uhvati" i fuck your everyone who used your door knob)

And all of this will become important after PostCSS does his thing.

Why ?

Idk, mainly boredom and the need to write !caralho or !fuck in every stylesheet I own.

I want to add words !

Awesome ! You can create a PR here: https://github.com/SaraVieira/curse-words and these tests and the ones in https://github.com/SaraVieira/babel-plugin-caralho will be generated automatically 🎉

Install

Install from NPM using:

npm i postcss-caralho --save-dev

Or Yarn:

yarn add postcss-caralho --dev

Usage

postcss([ require('postcss-caralho') ])

See PostCSS docs for examples for your environment.

License

Use as you please to confuse people and enjoy (MIT)