hubot-cantchart

Are you tired of your management team and co-workers having expectations about your work? We've experienced dozens or hundreds of reasons over the years that work can't be done -- even when critical. To show how you can't get any work done, you just put yourself on the can't chart.

This is extension pulls for the wisdom of the crowd on websages/hates-software/issues/1, which is pertty much just perfect.

Installation

npm i hubot-cantchart --save

add hubot-cantchart to your external-scripts file.

Configuration

You need a GITHUB_TOKEN environment variable set so you can make API calls to github.

Usage

hubot excuse - get a new excuse for why you can't get any work done

hubot cant chart -- alias for excuse

hubot can't chart -- alias for excuse

Attribution

The concept of a "cant chart" came from rick. (Mr Cant Chart himself). See the full presentation for all the fixin's. (slide 58+)

See also: websages/hates-software

License

MIT