An IRC bot that does the eliza thing.
This uses a bunch of code I didn't write. I found it online, and assumed it was ok to use. Here's the license:
All the parts I wrote are BSD licensed.
var Eliza =server: 'irc.freenode.net'nick: 'Eliza'channels: '##turtles'userName: 'eliza'realName: 'eliza'