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    eafd

    1.2.2 • Public • Published

    eafd NPM version js-standard-style

    "Enter name here" can eat a fat, um, turkey

    Web Service

    Returns an audio file. If someone clicks the link, better hope their speakers are turned down. Especially if you send them the dirty version.

    It's perfect for team meetings, ping it to your co-workers while on a call and listen for the fun 👍.

    If you don't add anything to the path it just picks some random phrases from generally unliked things. If you pass it some words though you can custom tailor the message for your audience. Just send this in your group chat: https://eaft.doesdev.com/everyone-in-this-pointless-meeting

    Clean Version ( "... can eat a fat turkey" )

    https://eaft.doesdev.com
    

    Dirty Version ( "... can eat a fat ...." )

    https://eafd.doesdev.com
    

    CLI Usage

    $ npm install --global eafd
    $ eafd --help
    $ eafd "someones name" /path/to/write/file.mp3

    Programmatic Usage

    $ npm install --save eafd
    const eafd = require('eafd')
    const { writeFileSync } = require('fs')
     
    async function main (name, output) {
      let mp3Data = await eafd(name)
      writeFileSync(output, mp3Data)
    }

    API

    Main function returns Promise that resolves with Buffer of mp3 file

    eafd(*name)

    • name [string - required] Name to insert before Snoop's EAFD

    License

    MIT © Andrew Carpenter

    Install

    npm i eafd

    DownloadsWeekly Downloads

    2

    Version

    1.2.2

    License

    MIT

    Unpacked Size

    26.9 kB

    Total Files

    6

    Last publish

    Collaborators

    • doesdev