Generate some classy Bogan speak for your Node.js apps! Why not?
As cross as a mongrel my she'll be right his blood's worth bottling. As dry as a waggin' school where come a dob. She'll be right sickie when she'll be right good onya. Built like a whinge mate as busy as a tucker. Lets get some battler no worries as cross as a trackies. As cunning as a mozzie to shazza got us some tucker-bag. As busy as a doovalacky where gutful of brizzie.
He hasn't got a feral mate she'll be right tinny. Come a digger no dramas trent from punchy bathers. We're going grundies where she'll be right fossicker. As dry as a bradman heaps as busy as a brick sh*t house. He's got a massive smoko where as cunning as a veg out. He hasn't got a pokies also flat out like a barbie.
She'll be right sickie bloody shazza got us some slabs. Watch out for the trackies piece of piss shazza got us some true blue. Built like a cactus mate when he hasn't got a cab sav. Get a dog up ya postie flamin it'll be waggin' school. You little ripper grouse with grab us a hoon. As busy as a rack off also as dry as a reckon. She'll be right chokkie with come a beauty. Mad as a cubby house with get a dog up ya sook.
He's got a massive ciggies flamin as cross as a kelpie. Get a dog up ya brisvegas no worries come a galah. As cunning as a bodgy and as stands out like bounce. Flat out like a grundies how flat out like a roadie. As cunning as a barbie where as busy as a roo bar. As busy as a ocker with as dry as a swagger. She'll be right wuss also gutful of ford. We're going booze bus heaps as dry as a franger.
npm install boganipsum# or install globally so you can use `boganipsum` on the command line!npm install boganipsum -g
var bogan =console
Or, supply an
options object with any of the following parameters:
4) - how many paragraphs to generate
5) - the minimum number of sentences per paragraph
9) - the maximum number of sentences per paragraph
'\n') - the character to separate paragraphs with
// generate a single sentence// generate 10 short paragraphs// generate some HTML bogan'<p>' + + '</p>'
All original Bogan Ipsum implementation credit, word & sentence construction & general algorithm goes to Eleven Media!