babel-plugin-glowup-vibes

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✨ Glowup Vibes ✨

The most goated Babel plugin

This plugin was high key inspired by an Instagram reel by @justin.makes.things: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cwn5KYtIWDm/

I was shook. I thought it hit different so I said "bet" and started flexin on em. IYKYK fam.

Here's my stitch on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxvwz76vBus/

Or, watch my YouTube short #likeAndSubscribe

Video

What does it do?

It transpiles internet slang into valid JavaScript.

This was a fun project to increase my AST rizz. I'm a Babel simp now 👉👈

How to use it

  • Install npm install babel-plugin-glowup-vibes --save
  • Set up babel and add babel-plugin-glowup-vibes to your list of plugins
  • Highkey start flexing. Use the options outlined in Options. Running your build command should be a major W. Look for big JavaScript vibes wherever you set the output to go (in our example below, it'll be in lib/compiled.js)

In case you need more detailed instructions than that:

To set up babel, create a babel.config.json file and add the following to it:

{
  "presets": [
    [
      "@babel/preset-env",
      {
        "targets": {
          "edge": "17",
          "firefox": "60",
          "chrome": "67",
          "safari": "11.1"
        },
        "useBuiltIns": "usage",
        "corejs": "3.6.5"
      }
    ]
  ],
  "plugins": ["babel-plugin-glowup-vibes"]
}

Add something like this to your package.json file:

"scripts": {
    "build": "babel ./src/script.js --out-file ./lib/compiled.js"
},

Note: this was designed using Babel 7 and I haven't tested it on anything else. I super don't guarantee that this is totally flawless.

Options

Your Code JS
noCap true
cap false
onGod true
lowkey.stan("message") console.log("message")
lowkey.sus("message") console.warn("message")
lowkey.crowed("message") console.debug("message")
lowkey.cringe("message") console.error("message")
lowkey.tea("message") console.info("message")
throw new L("message") throw new Error("message")
yeet(new L("message")) throw new Error("message")
ghosted return null
drop(thingToReturn) return thingToReturn;
itsGiving(thingToReturn) return thingToReturn;
PERIODT break
period break
skrt break
holdUp(veryCoolFunction) async function veryCoolFunction()
letItCook(thingToAwait) await thingToAwait
grab("stash") require("stash")
module.ship = vibe module.exports = vibe
fr(assertion) assert(assertion)
outOfPocket Infinity
"BLAT".based() "BLAT".toLowerCase()
"blat".goated() "blat".toUpperCase()
dis this
clapback(1) yield 1
finna("message") confirm("message")
document.vibeOnEvent(event, function, options); document.addEventListener(event, function, options);

Contributing

I welcome PRs if you can think of ways to make this even more bussin.

Your PR will be merged faster if you do these things:

  • Update the table in the README
  • Provide an example in example.js
  • Test your work by running npm run build and checking compiled.js to see whether it worked how you thought
  • Format your code by running npm run test
  • Bonus points if you write tests

If you want to contribute, but you don't know where to start, that's great! Watch this YouTube video to learn more about Babel plugins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK6n0pYcOe8

AST explorer is also a great tool to learn about ASTs and test some of your ideas. https://astexplorer.net/

Does this exist in (insert coding language)?

There is a C++ version! https://twitter.com/lauriewired/status/1684329735399313409

@renancaraujo created a Dart version: https://pub.dev/packages/glowup_vibes

@chelseas created a Julia version: https://github.com/chelseas/GlowupVibes.jl

Other than that, the answer is probably no. But you should make one!!

Honorable mention: Thy Script, the 1500s version https://github.com/dlustre/babel-plugin-thy-script

License

You're free to use this according to the MIT license.

Copyright (c) 2023, Christina Martinez

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.

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