A tiny little promises library that is much more akin to classic node control flow than the Promises/A+ spec. It also takes up a whopping 19 lines. Aw, yiss.
I found many promises libraries, and all of them were bloated and monolithic. I wanted something incredibly tiny, for the single simple purpose of passing around resolvable values. Although it looks a bit like the Promises/A+ model, I purposefully do not fully comply to it.
var augur = ;var promise = ;fs;promise;
That's it. That's all. Use it wisely.