antic

This antic module console logs some things you might hear at a party or other awkward gathering.

npm install -g antic;
antic;
=> Atom walks into a bar. The bartender tells him to split. Everyone dies.
\[^_^]/

Author

Adam Eivy is a software architect by day and a drawing dad by night: follow him on the interwebs

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Related

If you like this module, check out buzzphrase for synergistic overflow!

Contributions

We accept pull-requests. Go ahead and fork, clone, and add jokes/lulz to your own repo and pull away. Please run npm test before you make the PR to ensure you haven't foobared a comma or quote ;)

Credit

Jokes by Adam Eivy (or learned from some mystic on the mountains)