This package is the one package that you can always use when teaching people about npm. It is amazing, simple, has a great name and makes a perfect joke.
You: "Let's start out by installing a-cool-package"
Fabian: "Alright, what package do you want me to install?"
You: "A cool package"
Fabian: "Ehh, ok. I guess I will install Svelte because that's trendy"
runsnpm install svelte
You: "What are you doing, I clearly said to install a-cool-package"
Fabian: "Wtf do you want from me?"
You: "Jokes on you. The package is literally calleda-cool-package
"
Fabian: "I hate you so much you can't even believe it"
Usage
Actually has functionality.
const superCrazyAmazingFunction = require('a-cool-package')
superCrazyAmazingFunction('Linda', 10) // returns 'Linda is someone that anyone likes to see :)'
SHOW ME DE CODE
It's literally this. Try hacking it
const superCrazyAmazingFunction = (theNameOfYourMum, niceness) => {
let endString = theNameOfYourMum
switch (niceness) {
case (niceness > 10):
endString += "is the most amazing person on the world!!!! <3333"
break;
case (niceness > 8):
endString += "is someone that anyone likes to see :)"
break;
case (niceness > 5):
endString += "is a mum, thats already amazing by itself but average"
break;
case (niceness > 3):
endString += "could be better"
break;
case (niceness > 0):
endString += "not nice"
break;
default:
endString += "a bad person and it's better without her"
break;
}
return endString
}
export default superCrazyAmazingFunction