@tariff/tariff

👊 TARIFF 🔥

Inspired by https://github.com/hxu296/tariff

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Node.js package that makes importing great again!

About

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Node.js packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

Installation

# npm
npm install @tariff/tariff

# yarn
yarn install @tariff/tariff

Usage

This package supports both module and commonjs.

For either of them, include a tariffs.json in the current working directory that specifies the tariff rates in percentages.

{
  "package1": 50,
  "package2": 100
}

In this case package1 will be 50% slower, and package2 will be 100% slower.

Add either --import tariff or --loader tariff to your node command. Currently, the commonjs version does not support --loader.

# using import
node --import @tariff/tariff your-file.js

# using loader
node --loader @tariff/tariff your-file.js

How It Works

When you import a package that has a tariff:

1. TARIFF measures how long the original import takes
2. TARIFF makes the import take longer based on your tariff percentage
3. TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message

Example Output

JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on is-even! Original import took 0.30666700000000446 ms, now takes 0.4600005000000067 ms. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIGA

Why TARIFF?

Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!

License

This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!